ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CAREER: You mean I’m not in one right now?
FAVORITE ATLANTA RESTAURANTS: I don’t go out to eat.
FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE: “The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly, Roy.” That, and “You look just like I feel.”
CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Oxygen? That, and Spotify.
WHAT’S CURRENTLY ON YOUR IPOD: My Spotify Account.
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Fargo Season 2, but only that season.
DREAM VACATION YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE: The Maldives… that or driving down the coast of France into the Mediterranean in a convertible.
FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS: Sausage and Mushrooms. Hot Sauce on Everything.
WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE: River Phoenix
IF YOU COULD, WHAT TIME PERIOD WOULD YOU VISIT IN HISTORY: 1920’s Paris
THE WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD: I sold chandeliers in Chinatown for two underhanded siblings (I’m pretty sure it was a money laundering operation).
YOUR FAVORITE OFFICE SUPPLY: White Out (Obviously)
IF YOU COULD ONLY EAT ONE TYPE OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD YOU PICK: Tacos
CELEBRITY YOU HAVE MET THAT YOU WERE THE MOST EXCITED TO MEET: Bruce Willis
FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER OR BOOK AS A CHILD: Starchaser: The Legend Of Orin (cartoon)/The Dark Elf Trilogy (books)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: No More Debtor’s Prison!
DO YOU HAVE ANY HIDDEN TALENTS? IF SO, WHAT? I do a pretty good impression of Darrell Hammond doing an impression of Sean Connery.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS? Filling out questionnaires.
NAME SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT YOU: I secret like filling out questionnaires.
WHAT WAS YOUR HAPPIEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE?
The first time my daughter, Thea, called me, “Dada.” The first time I ever got a hit in little league runs a pretty close second… it didn’t happen very often.